Kimetsu no Yaiba x MLB

My mom saw this and realized that my dad was a total loser compared to the likes of anime Mookie Betts and Dansby Swanson. He begged her to stay, but his career batting average was only .110 and had negative WAR. When she pointed this out, my father agreed that she deserved better. He decided he’d work on his swing every day until he became good enough to stand next to Shohei (yeah, right).

Thanks Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer for you NORMIES) for showing my mom her true worth and giving me two new dads. Soon to be three once Seiya Suzuki starts responding to ... my emails.

Seeing Shohei Ohtani use his first form "Batting Breathing" technique "Overpowering Home Run" to smack that baseball completely out of the park was really moving. It is really reminiscent of Tanjiro's "Water Breathing" techniques. If only he could the Demon Corps, as he could take down Muzan with one move. It's too bad that he is already obligated to serve the Los Angeles Dodgers. He could've saved hundreds of villages from demon attacks, but playing baseball in the Major League Baseball organization is probably more important. Maybe.

Showing the history of all of the Japanese baseball players that lead the ... way for Ohtani to play was also very moving. It's a shame they didn't have the time to showcase Ichiro Suzuki, who was the player that first mastered "Batting Breathing", but I understand that they didn't have the time in the animation. It's still a shame nonetheless.